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Thumb Appreciation Day

Today is my 12-year wedding anniversary, so that’s what I’ll mainly be celebrating.  But, maybe I’ll find some time to show some appreciation for my thumbs!  🙂


So….how does one celebrate his or her thumbs?  Don’t worry, I’ve got a few ideas for you:


It’s been a while since I’ve gifted you with some bad jokes.  So here are a few thumb-related ones:

What did the finger say to the thumb?  I’m in glove with you!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?  Justice Fingers

A waiter brings his customer the steak he ordered and his thumb is resting on the meat.
“Are you crazy?!” yelled the customer, “Sticking your thumb in my steak?!”
The waiter replies “What, you want it to fall on the floor again??”

Do you have any other great thumb jokes?  Leave them in the comments below!

Have an awesome day!